I don’t like the phrase “fuck the shit out of you” because my first thought is always literal, and that doesn’t sound fun at all.
You’re still alive, you’ll manage somehow.
I’ve totally been this person so many times.
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~ Quote -Neil Gaiman (Preludes and Nocturnes, c. 1991)
no wait think about this logically those jeans must be so low on him right now.
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Philosophy Facts and Info: Stages of the Philosophy Paper
Stage 1: Come up with idea. Usually something like “X’s theory of Y suffers from a minor inconsistency…” or “X’s theory of Y would work, if only…” It must be interesting enough to warrant mentioning but uninteresting enough that you can write about it without it turning into a…
This. So much.
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If a man wishes to learn of his religion, better to go to a hundred different churches once than one church a thousand times. If a man wishes to learn of his God, better to not go to church at all.



